Pop, Drop, and Shop

GOOD MORNING LAS VEGAS. Michelle and I woke up early this morning to enjoy our free breakfast. I felt a lot better SO I PILED ON THE FREE BUFFET.

GOTTA FILL UP. IMA GROWIN' BOY.

 After breakfast we lounged around the hotel and pool, and then set off to the strip for some shopping! Our first stop was the Forum Shops at Caesar’s Palace. I definitely needed dress shoes because tomorrow night we’re going to a couple lounges and clubs. The Forum Shops was actually really cool. It mimicked walking through the streets of Rome.

I love fake skies. 

There were fountains here and there.

I... I can swim in this one? Please?

I especially liked the fountain with the fat drunk guy.

That's gonna be me in a few years. Days.

The main entrance to the Forum Shops was breathtaking. Gigantic lady statues holding up stuff. Wowie.

Who knew the female body could support a structure so efficiently?

There was also a spiral escalator there,

So curvy. Weeee. 

And clearly Allie, Michelle, and I are not mature enough to ride it.

We stopped in an H&M where it looked like all the mannequins were trying to escape by jumping from the balconies. Evidently life is hard for a mannequin at H&M.

They also didn't have any shoes in my size. Blegh. 

From the Forum Shops we stopped at the Miracle Mile. It seemed like a regular mall at first, and I was able to find adequate dress shoes, but then it opened up suddenly to an Arabian village? Or something?

...Bethlehem?

What else would one do in an Arabian village but EAT MEXICAN FOOD.

Who knew Aladdin loved tacos so much?

MMM GIANT BURRITO

The size of a baby but presumably it tastes better.

After the food Allie fell into a food coma and fell asleep on me.

Like a little angel... OF HORROR

We made our way back to the hotel, Allie and Michelle smoked a couple cloves while walking around the casino,

She looks sexy. And a little confused. Mostly confused. 

And then we went back to the room and settled in to watch a movie. 

Today was tough.

Unfortunately, the internet here is really slow. I assume their media is based on whatever their internet service is so it was annoyingly choppy. Instead we just watched tv and fell asleep. ON TO TOMORROW!!!