Well, I arrived safely in Seoul! The flight, though long,
was smooth and pleasantly uneventful. As an unexpected bonus, we got to fly on
the brand new A380 airplanes!
Those are the ones WITH TWO DECKS AUGH. ...great picture, right? |
We flew
Korean Air, and the flight crew was awesome and almost creepily accommodating.
And attractive. When we boarded I looked into the little baggie full of tooth
brushes and such AND THEN FOUND THIS:
I can't be the only one who totally thought this was
a “feminine fresh item” (that’s the most inoffensive way I can describe it) RIGHT!? I
was appalled. And scandalized. I HATE BEING SCANDALIZED.
I know the female anatomy is baffling and mysterious but why would you need a slip on cover!? AND WHY WERE THERE TWO!!!? |
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN SLIP ON TO!!?!!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! Then I
realized it was a slipper... Heh. Hehehehehheheheh.... I'm almost twenty-five and I clearly still have a lot to learn...sigh.. OH AND I GOT FREE WINE OMG GUYS I CAN'T
TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I WAS.
They asked if I wanted a refill... hah.. ARE THEY KIDDING GIMMETHEBOTTLE |
Oh and on the plane, THERE WAS A MOTHER FREAKING
PERFUME SHOP.
That also sold electronics and brandy... |
After landing, customs was a breeze, we got our phones
without any huge issue (so far), and got to our bus which took us to the Ramada
Hotel and Suites. My room is AWESOME, but unfortunately we're only staying here one night. Tomorrow, we're off to see my brother Greg in Ulsan!!
As a bonus, here's my mother threatening me with a knife if I took one more damned picture of my wine:
Amazing. where's my perfume from the plane? Pretty sure I asked for perfume from an international flight. And congrats to your folks for being able to handle such a crazy son!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to me for being able to handle YOU!! NI-COLE
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