Last Night in New York City!

IIIIIIMMMMM BAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!! Cue the trumpets please. No, no, no applause necessary, just give me money and booze. Thank you. Thank you all. Now shut the hell up. So, instead of regaling you all with how disorganized and difficult my packing has been, ONCE AGAIN (aslkfhflhf), I have opted for a much more serious and dignified post. AND THAT’S ME GETTING DRUNK THE NIGHT BEFORE LEAVING FOR GERMANY!! Yayyy.

And taking fun pictures of the reason I'm going to Germany... (lord only knows why I'm not panicking and crapping my pants right now)

So since Michelle and I will be in Germany for both of our birthdays, we decided to hold an early joint celebration with our close friends and coworkers. What better way to celebrate the days of our birth than to go to an imitation Oktoberfest in Williamsburg, BK!? THERE IS NO BETTER WAY SHUT UP. So we went to Redegast Hall and Biergarten.

I ordered a weisswurst on a pretzel roll and IT WAS DELICIOUS I ATE IT ALL UP.

And my friend, Carolyn, got a bbq pork sandwich (that’s German, right?).

She's such a lady

AND THEN I DRANK TOO MUCH AND TOOK ABSURD PICTURES OF EVERYONE

And by everyone I mean everyone. I don't even know who these people are.

Or these people. Though the guy on the lower left seems familiar... and cute...

Who needs Germany when you have the Aryan Brotherhood RIGHT HERE??

Perhaps the only nice picture taken...

And then these people ruined it..

I also have absolutely no idea who these people are. 

AND THEN MY BESTIE DEIRDRE AND I WERE SUPER CUTE

Cute.

Super cute.

AND THEN I RUINED IT. 

Or made it better?

In conclusion, …. … ……. Meow…? Meow meow. Meow!? MEOW!! MEOW??? Meow. (Inside joke and MOST OF YOU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE BAHAHA I FEEL POWERFUL)

Anyway, we leave tomorrow at 8:45 PM. And I may be extremely excited. But who knows…